1   This list is about black gold. Texas tea. Petroleum, or crude oil. Which is in no way related to the oils we eat or excrete.

2  If you are a creationist, crude oil was formed by thousands of years of heat and pressure applied to the carcasses of plants and animals that died in the Great Flood. If you’re not, you think oil comes from dinosaurs, right?  http://louisdjdsheehan.blogspot.com

3  Wrong. Almost all oil comes from pressure-cooking dead zooplankton and